So like, the other day I went to the zoo and I saw this monkey romping around in its cage screeching and hollering about how ugly its ass is. Every few minutes, I saw the creature stop, take a shit, scoop up its excrement and inhale its stench real deeply before lathering it all over itself.
So I was like: "hey WTF mate, that really reminds me of Asif Ali Zardari's behavior! Deja Vu!"
And then my buddy said "Abey yaar, camera ko zoom kar ke dekho"
OMG yaar when I zoomed in with my digicam I realized it really was Zardari.
Shucks. Just when I thought I had discovered a new species of Simians, this goddamned retard had to spoil my day.
OH WELL. YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME.
And in other news:
Pakistan president Asif Zardari bans jokes ridiculing him
Pakistan's president, Asif Zardari, has been accused of suffering from a sense of humour failure after banning jokes ridiculing him.
Some absolute gems from the article:
- "Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres."
- To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on.
- Robber: "Give me all your money!"
Zardari: "Don't you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari."
Robber: "OK. Give me all my money"
